a union of moons

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A union of moons is a bunch of creepy old guys who sneak around at night to molest kids and eat tacos.

They met in the park and tried to tickle a kid to death.

He wore a mask and called himself the Moon King.

They all got caught because one of them spilled soda on a cop.

A union of moons is like a secret club for perverts who think they're cool because they wear sunglasses at night.

He asked the kid to join the club by giving him a lollipop and a wink.

They all wore sunglasses and ate ice cream while watching the kid cry.

One of them tried to take a selfie with the kid and tripped into a bush.

A union of moons is a group of guys who think they're tough because they wear socks with sandals and sneak up on kids.

He wore socks with sandals and yelled, 'Boo!' in the kid's face.

They all wore socks with sandals and sat on the kid's backpack.

One of them tried to take the kid's lunch and got hit with a juice box.

A union of moons is a bunch of guys who think they're kings and try to make kids their royal slaves.

He called the kid his royal slave and made him do push-ups.

They all wore crowns and tried to take over the school.

One of them tried to make the kid his royal pet and got kicked in the shins.

A union of moons is a group of guys who think they're ninjas and sneak up on kids to scare them.

He sneaked up on the kid and yelled, 'Ninja attack!'

They all wore black clothes and tried to steal the kid's backpack.

One of them tripped over a tree and fell into a puddle.

A union of moons is a gang of guys who think they're the best and try to make kids their sidekicks.

He asked the kid to be his sidekick and gave him a fake sword.

They all wore fake swords and tried to fight the kid.

One of them got knocked over by the kid and cried like a baby.