a tytuls

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A tytuls is a person who gets kicked out of the internet every time they try to do anything. They lag like a fat grandma on a treadmill and drop out of the chat like they’re being murdered.
My tytuls friend tried to stream and got kicked out for being a lagging disaster.
He was playing a game and got disconnected before he even finished the first level.
He tried to send me a message and it took 10 minutes for it to show up.
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A tytuls is a human being who goes full cookie smashing mode every time they get online. They smash cookies like they’re on a mission from god.
He logged in and immediately started smashing cookies like he was possessed.
He smashed 20 cookies before he even said hello.
He didn’t talk. He just smashed cookies until the internet screamed at him.
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A tytuls is a man who can’t live without Sunny’s ass. He chases her like a dog chasing a bone and gets jealous if she looks at anyone else.
He ran after Sunny in the middle of the street just because she said hi to someone else.
He wouldn’t stop talking about her ass during the entire game.
He got mad and threatened to smash 100 cookies because she didn’t pick him.
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