a typical lame

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a person who thinks they're cool but just sits on the couch and stares at their phone like it's the most important thing in the world
I saw him at 10 PM still typing on his phone like it was a final exam.
He logged into Facebook at 1 AM just to like a picture of his ex's dog.
He missed the whole movie because he was too busy arguing with his sister on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a human who spends more time on social networks than they do breathing
He posted 7 times in one hour and still didn't know what was going on in real life.
He spent 2 hours watching a live stream of someone eating cereal.
He sent a DM to his mom asking if she still had his old MySpace password.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a person who thinks their whole life is online and doesn't know how to talk to real people
He tried to ask his friend a question but just typed it into a text instead.
He called his mom to say he was ‘doing homework’ but was just scrolling through TikTok.
He spent the whole party taking selfies and didn’t even notice his friend was crying.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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