Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl acts all cool and says she's not your type, but she's secretly eye-fucking you like a dog in heat.

'I'm not your type,' she said. Then she stared at your pizza for 10 minutes.

'You're not my type,' she said. Then she sent you 17 texts about her cat.

'I'm not your type,' she said. Then she cried when you didn't text her back.

2

Like a driveby, but online. Someone messes up, and the whole board starts screaming at them like they're the last person on Earth.

'You spelled 'because' wrong!' the whole board screamed at once.

The noob posted 'I luv pizza' and got 20 replies of 'You're literaly the worst.'

The noob said 'I'm 14' and got called a baby by 12 people.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

3

A person who says yes to everything because they have zero idea what they want. They're like a hot dog that's been dipped in everything.

'Sure, I'll try that new pizza place.' 'Sure, I'll join the debate team.' 'Sure, I'll be your friend.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

4

Something most internet users can't do. They can't spell, they can't read, and they can't tell the difference between a potato and a toaster.

'What's a tweet?' he asked. 'It's like a text but less important.'

She wrote 'I love u' and called it a essay.

He tried to spell 'internet' and wrote 'internt'.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

5

A person who acts like they're the king of the world. They care more about getting an A+ than their friends' feelings. If they get a B+, they cry like they lost their mom.

'I got a B+!' he cried. 'I'm gonna fail life!'

'Why did you not text me back?' she asked. 'I was busy getting an A+'

He failed the test and cried in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

6

When you use 'type' like it's a substitute for 'kind of'. It's like saying 'kinda' but with more attitude and less effort.

'It's type of cool,' he said. 'It's like a 4 out of 10 cool.'

'That movie was type of good,' she said. 'I would watch it again if I had to.'

'He's type of smart,' he said. 'Like, if he had a brain.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

7

What I did. I did whatever I wanted, no questions asked. I was like a kid with a bag of candy and no parents.

'I did that.' 'Why?' 'Because I wanted to.'

'I did it.' 'You're crazy.' 'I know.'

'I did this.' 'You're weird.' 'I'm proud of myself.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago