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A butt-fuck party where the guy is pumped up the ass by a woman who’s wearing a strapon and letting out huge farts while she’s doing it.
My cousin said it felt like getting a blow job from a beachball that also farts.
She said it was like being inflated by a farting strapon.
He said it was the worst thing he ever felt, like a balloon full of stink.
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When a guy gets stuffed up the butt by a woman who’s wearing a strapon and simultaneously blasting farts like a mini volcano.
He said it felt like being plugged by a farting beachball.
She said it was like a strapon fart machine.
He cried and said it was like getting a butt plug from a fartsy ball.
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A position where a guy is blown up the ass by a woman wearing a strapon who also farts so loud it could wake the dead.
He said it was like getting a blow job from a farting balloon.
She said it felt like being plugged by a fartsy strapon.
He passed out from the farts and the butt stuff.
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