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When a guy gets so blasted with cum that it feels like a whole Thanksgiving dinner went up his nose while the woman is giving head to the man like it's a holiday tradition.
My man got a turkey after the third round of blowjobs and a six-pack of beer.
She gave him a turkey so hard he had to sit down and eat a whole pie.
He was a turkey so bad his mom called the police.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy's junk that looks like it's about to burst from the pressure of being a big bird who eats too much.
That guy's turkey is so big, it's like it's gonna fly out of his pants.
His turkey is the reason he can't fit into his favorite jeans.
He got a new turkey after eating three pies and a whole Thanksgiving dinner.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A girl with a butt so round it looks like it was carved by a fat Thanksgiving turkey.
That girl's butt is so round, it's like she was made by a turkey.
She walks like a turkey because her butt is so big.
Her butt is the reason she's called a turkey.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A bird who’s so clueless, it can't even make a decent tweet.
That bird is a turkey because it can't even tweet.
It's a turkey because it's too dumb to know what a tweet is.
They called it a turkey because it just stood there like a dummy.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who does things so stupid, you wonder why they're even still alive.
He was a turkey because he ate a whole pie and then tried to dance.
She was a turkey because she tried to talk to a bird and got rejected.
He was a turkey because he thought he was a bird.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you're giving head from behind and you gobble so loud you shock the chick and slap her ass so hard it looks like you drew a turkey on her butt.
He gave her a turkey so loud, the neighbors heard it.
She got a turkey so hard, she had to take a break.
He gobble-slapped her so hard, it looked like a Thanksgiving drawing.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who's so full of lies, it's like he's got a whole Thanksgiving table in his head.
He's a turkey because he told me he's rich and he's not.
She's a turkey because she said she could run a marathon and she couldn't.
He's a turkey because he thinks he's the best at everything.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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