a tucker

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A one-night wonder who doesn't want nothin' else. No feelin's. No future. Just a quickie and out the door.
Bro just said 'I’ll see you next week' and left. No kiss. No 'call me.' Just 'night.'
She showed up, we had sex, and she vanished like a ghost. No thanks, no goodbye.
He came in, we did the deed, and he left before I could even say 'thanks.'
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So tired you could sleep through a war. You're done. Finished. No more.
Worked 12 hours straight. My body's like a broken toaster. I can't even think straight.
After that long hike, I was so tuckered out I fell asleep in the middle of the street.
I had to do 300 push-ups and still had to walk home. I'm a dead man.
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So drunk you're swaying like a drunk tree. You're about to fall over.
He drank 10 beers and was dancing on a table like a lunatic.
I saw her at the bar, and she was just swaying and whispering 'I'm okay.' She wasn't. She was about to fall over.
He said 'I can still drive' and then walked into a wall like it was a friend.
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The guy every girl wants. He’s good-looking, smart, and can make anyone laugh. He’s like a walking party.
He walked in, and all the girls turned their heads. He was that good.
He’s got the best laugh and can make a kid smile even when they’re crying.
He’s the kind of guy who could make a boring Monday into a wild party.
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When a guy shoves his junk into his pants like a man with no pride. Only do it when you're in big trouble.
He tuckered himself in the middle of the club. I don’t know why. He was fine.
He had to tuck himself because a guy was hitting on him like it was a competition.
He did the tuck so fast, I didn’t even see it. He was that desperate.
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A total flake. Can’t make up their mind. Just leaves you stuck in the worst conversations.
He said 'maybe I’ll come' and then never showed. I had to wait for 3 hours.
She said 'I’ll decide later' and now it's 2 AM and I still don’t know.
He kept saying 'you decide' and I’m like 'I just want to pick something!'
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A guy who’s hot, knows how to have fun, and can charm any girl. He’s the life of the party.
He walked in, and the whole bar turned to look at him. He was that good.
He’s got the best smile and can make anyone laugh like it’s a joke competition.
He’s the kind of guy who can take a boring night and make it wild.
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