Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A 'trump' is when a trump fan pulls your hair out while you eat a taco and poop on their face screaming 'MAGNA MUTHAFUKA MAGNA!!'

My cousin tried to be a trump and now he's stuck in a taco truck.

At the park, a trump fan pulled my hair out and pooped on my face.

My dog tried to be a trump and now he's in a taco truck too.

2

A 'trump' is someone who talks too much and doesn't know why they're mad. It's just because they're sad.

My neighbor is a trump and he yells at me for no reason.

My teacher is a trump and she yells at me every day.

My dog is a trump and he barks at me for no reason.

3

A 'trump' is a dumbass, a total idiot, a self-centered jackass, and a real pain in the ass.

My dad is a trump and he won't stop talking about himself.

My friend is a trump and he won't stop talking about himself.

My teacher is a trump and she won't stop talking about herself.

4

A 'trump' is when you get banned or marry the orange guy. Either way, you're f***ed.

My cousin got banned and now he's stuck with the orange guy.

My dog got banned and now he's stuck with the orange guy.

My mom got married to the orange guy and now she's f***ed.

5

A 'trump' is when someone talks too much and they don't know when to stop.

My dad is a trump and he won't stop talking.

My friend is a trump and he won't stop talking.

My teacher is a trump and she won't stop talking.

6

To 'trump it' is to lie and say something is true when it's not.

My dad 'trumped it' and said he won the lottery.

My friend 'trumped it' and said he's the best at everything.

My teacher 'trumped it' and said I failed on purpose.

7

A 'trump' is a card game that Japanese people play. It's like a stupid version of poker.

My cousin plays 'trump' and he's really bad at it.

My dog plays 'trump' and he's really bad at it.

My teacher plays 'trump' and she's really bad at it.