A True Sexy One

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A True Sexy One doesn’t even try to be sexy. They’re just born sexy and don’t know any other way. They’re always thinking about sex and can’t wait to get it on with their lover.
Just walked into the room and my brain short-circuited. What even is life?
I don’t need a plan to be sexy. I just am. End of story.
He came in and I instantly wanted to rip his clothes off. No questions asked.
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A True Sexy One has sex on the brain all day. They dream about it. They live for it. And they’ll probably hit on you just for fun.
I had a dream about eating pizza and having sex. Both happened today. I’m winning.
He hit on me in the grocery store. I didn’t even buy milk.
I was thinking about sex in math class. My teacher didn’t notice.
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A True Sexy One doesn’t just smell sexy. They radiate it. Like, you can feel it coming out of them. And they’ll probably tell you they’re sexy too.
I walked by her and I swear I could smell her pheromones. It was like a perfume explosion.
He said, 'I’m sexy and I know it.' I believed him.
She just said, 'Let me pour my sexy all over your sexy.' I didn’t question it.
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A True Sexy One doesn’t need to plan. They just are. And they’re never shy about showing it. They’re always ready for action.
I didn’t plan to be sexy. I just woke up that way. You’re welcome.
He didn’t even say hi. He just stared at me and I knew what was coming.
She didn’t wait for an invitation. She just walked in and started the party.
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A True Sexy One is never satisfied with just one lover. They want more. They want all of it. And they’ll probably tell you how sexy they are while doing it.
He had three lovers last week. I asked him why. He said, 'Because I’m sexy.'
She told me, 'I love having a lot of sex. It’s my favorite hobby.'
He said, 'I’m sexy and I know it. You’re lucky to be with me.' I didn’t argue.
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A True Sexy One doesn’t just look sexy. They act it. They talk it. And they’ll probably make you feel like you’re the only one in the room.
She walked in and I instantly felt like the luckiest person in the world.
He said, 'You’re the only one I want.' I believed him. I still do.
She acted like she was the only one in the room. And I didn’t even question it.
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