a true medford family

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A real Medford family has rich parents who are still married. They have a bunch of kids who all have trust funds. One kid is a slut and another is a pothead. Their house looks fancy on the outside but is totally fake. Everyone is perfect and has to wear expensive clothes every day. They all have to be hot.

My cousin’s family is the real deal, still married, trust funds, and one of the sisters is a walking trash can.

They live in a house that looks like a magazine photo but it’s all fake inside.

Their kids are perfect, and they all wear American Eagle like it’s their job.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A Medford family is like the perfect dream team. The parents are still together, have money, and have a bunch of kids. One daughter is a total skank, one kid is high all day, and the house is fancy but fake. Everyone has to be good-looking and wear expensive clothes every day.

The Medford family has a daughter who’s a total skank and a kid who’s always high.

Their house looks like a mansion but it’s just a facade.

They all wear Abercrombie & Fitch like it’s their religion.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A Medford family is a bunch of rich people who all look perfect. The parents are still together, the kids have trust funds, and one kid is a slut. Another kid is a pothead. The house is fancy on the outside but total trash inside. They all have to be hot and wear expensive clothes every day.

Their daughter is a total slut and their son is a pothead.

They have a house that looks like a mansion but it’s full of trash.

They all dress like they’re in a commercial.

by Slangipedia 5d ago