A true bottom

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A true bottom is a person who smells like old socks and thinks they're the king of the hill.
Hebba jassim is a true bottom. He eats pizza for breakfast and still thinks he's cool.
My cousin is a true bottom. He wears the same hoodie every day and calls it a fashion statement.
My dog is a true bottom. He eats my shoes and still expects a treat.
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A true bottom is someone who thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly not.
Hebba jassim is a true bottom. He claims he can beat anyone at chess, even though he lost to my grandma.
My neighbor is a true bottom. He yells at the mailman like it's a war.
My brother is a true bottom. He thinks he's a rockstar, even though he can't sing.
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A true bottom is a person who never takes responsibility and always blames the world for their problems.
Hebba jassim is a true bottom. He failed his math test and said the calculator was out to get him.
My friend is a true bottom. She spilled coffee on my shirt and said it was a conspiracy.
My mom is a true bottom. She broke the TV and blamed the cat.
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