A trip to lake flaccid

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When your brain goes to sleep during sex and you can't feel anything
My man fell asleep mid-kiss. That was a trip to Lake Flaccid.
I was riding the wave, and then she went to sleep. Classic.
He was talking about his mom the whole time. Trip to Lake Flaccid, baby.
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When you're so bored you could walk to the moon and back
We were doing the same position for 2 hours. Trip to Lake Flaccid, for sure.
She started talking about her cat. I went to Lake Flaccid.
He turned into a human highlighter. I went to Lake Flaccid.
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When your brain leaves your body and goes to the beach
I was getting a massage and she started talking about her job. Trip to Lake Flaccid.
He was grumpy and loud. I took a trip to Lake Flaccid.
She started counting to 10. I went to Lake Flaccid.
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When you're so turned off you could eat a whole pizza by yourself
I took one look at his face and went to Lake Flaccid.
She started talking about her ex. I was in Lake Flaccid.
He was snoring the whole time. I went to Lake Flaccid.
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When you're so tired you could sleep through a parade
I was so tired I fell asleep during a dance. Trip to Lake Flaccid.
She was grumpy and loud. I went to Lake Flaccid.
He was talking about his job the whole time. I went to Lake Flaccid.
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When you're so bored you could watch paint dry and still be bored
I was watching her paint her nails and got turned off. Trip to Lake Flaccid.
He started talking about his mom. I went to Lake Flaccid.
She was counting to 10 again. I took a trip to Lake Flaccid.
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