A trip to lake flaccid

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When your brain goes to sleep during sex and you can't feel anything

My man fell asleep mid-kiss. That was a trip to Lake Flaccid.

I was riding the wave, and then she went to sleep. Classic.

He was talking about his mom the whole time. Trip to Lake Flaccid, baby.

When you're so bored you could walk to the moon and back

We were doing the same position for 2 hours. Trip to Lake Flaccid, for sure.

She started talking about her cat. I went to Lake Flaccid.

He turned into a human highlighter. I went to Lake Flaccid.

When your brain leaves your body and goes to the beach

I was getting a massage and she started talking about her job. Trip to Lake Flaccid.

He was grumpy and loud. I took a trip to Lake Flaccid.

She started counting to 10. I went to Lake Flaccid.

When you're so turned off you could eat a whole pizza by yourself

I took one look at his face and went to Lake Flaccid.

She started talking about her ex. I was in Lake Flaccid.

He was snoring the whole time. I went to Lake Flaccid.

When you're so tired you could sleep through a parade

I was so tired I fell asleep during a dance. Trip to Lake Flaccid.

She was grumpy and loud. I went to Lake Flaccid.

He was talking about his job the whole time. I went to Lake Flaccid.

When you're so bored you could watch paint dry and still be bored

I was watching her paint her nails and got turned off. Trip to Lake Flaccid.

He started talking about his mom. I went to Lake Flaccid.

She was counting to 10 again. I took a trip to Lake Flaccid.