a trip

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A trip is when life hits you with something so bizarre, you think you’re going to puke. It’s like your brain is on vacation and your body is stuck in traffic.

My mom tried to explain quantum physics to my goldfish. That was a trip.

I walked into a bar and the bartender asked if I wanted a drink. I said no. He said that’s a trip.

My cousin took a trip when he found out his pet parrot was dating his neighbor.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A trip is when you act like a maniac because you’re either high or just plain stupid. It’s like your brain got a divorce.

My friend took a trip at the grocery store because he thought the milk was trying to flirt with him.

I took a trip when I realized my dog was wearing my sock as a hat.

My sister took a trip when she saw a chicken walking on the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A trip is when your brain goes on a wild ride, like it’s been hit by a truck and is now making up stories. You might see dragons or think your neighbor is a wizard.

My brother took a trip and thought his toaster was a spaceship.

I had a trip and saw my cat riding a unicorn.

My friend had a trip and thought the pizza was alive and wanted to be his friend.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A trip is when you act like a lunatic. It’s like you just got kicked in the head with a banana.

My cousin had a trip when he saw a ghost in the fridge.

I had a trip and started talking to my plants.

My friend took a trip and tried to fight a vacuum cleaner.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A trip is when you’re so high or so dumb, you think the world is upside down. It’s like your brain got a bad haircut and now it’s confused.

I took a trip and thought my dog was a wizard.

My friend had a trip and tried to talk to the moon.

My mom took a trip and thought her blender was singing to her.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A trip is when someone is so silly and crazy, they make you laugh until you cry. Like they’re a human clown who also knows karate.

My uncle is a trip because he talks to his plants and they reply back.

My neighbor is a trip because he wears a hat made of socks.

My friend is a trip because he tried to teach his goldfish how to dance.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

To trip is to take a drug and then act like a total idiot. It’s like your brain is on fire and it’s screaming for help.

He tripped and tried to dance with a chair.

She tripped and started talking to the ceiling.

They tripped and thought the TV was alive and wanted to be friends.

by Slangipedia 5d ago