A Trimmy

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A female who’s got a body like a well-kept snack bag, no fat, no flab, just smooth and ready to go. Plus, she’s got a face that could make a pizza jealous.
My cousin’s a Trimmy. She eats salad for breakfast and still looks like a model.
That girl in my math class is a Trimmy. She’s got a body like a tight jeans ad.
My sister’s a Trimmy. She’s got a face that could win a beauty pageant and a body that could make a gym cry.
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A big stupid mistake that you make when you’re too dumb to think straight and then you live with the shame forever.
I spilled my coffee on my boss. That was a Trimmy. He fired me for it.
I texted my ex ‘I miss you’ and she replied ‘me too’. That was a Trimmy. I died inside.
I wore a shirt inside out to a party. That was a Trimmy. Everyone laughed at me.
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