a treif-jew

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A treif-jew is a half-baked, half-assed Jew who acts like a clueless goy and probably worships something stupid like a god who’s not Yahweh.

My cousin married a Christian and now he’s a treif-jew. I can’t even look at him.

My mom calls my brother a treif-jew because he switched to Islam just to get out of bar mitzvahs.

That guy who converted to Christianity just to get a better job is a treif-jew. I swear.

A treif-jew is a Jew who’s so lazy they quit Judaism just to avoid Shabbat and now they think they’re cool.

My uncle turned into a treif-jew just to skip the whole ‘lighting candles’ thing.

My friend’s a treif-jew because she left Judaism to get a better life. Or at least a better Netflix plan.

That guy who turned into a treif-jew just to stop going to temple is a disgrace.

A treif-jew is a Jew who got so annoyed by Judaism they changed religions just to get out of the whole ‘kosher’ mess.

My dad’s a treif-jew because he left Judaism just to stop worrying about what he can eat.

My neighbor is a treif-jew now because he couldn’t handle the whole ‘not eating pork’ thing anymore.

That guy turned into a treif-jew just to get out of the whole ‘not eating cheese on Friday’ business.