A Treasure's Trove

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A dumb book by some guy named Michael Stadther about stupid forest animals saving a forest, with stupid trees that talk, dogs that fly, and drawings that make your brain explode. There are hidden tokens in the book that lead to real stuff hidden all over the U. S.
I read this book and now I’m looking for tokens in my mom’s backyard.
This book is so dumb, I think it was written by a kid who got hit with a stick.
I found a token under my math teacher’s desk. Now I’m rich.
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A person who acts like they’re the king of the world because of one stupid thing. They don’t care about anything else. They live in a fantasy world and won’t come out.
My cousin is a treasure trove because she still thinks she’s the best at Pokémon.
My brother won’t stop talking about his YouTube channel. He’s a treasure trove.
My mom’s obsessed with her hair. She’s a treasure trove.
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A super juicy collection of high school girls’ private moments, like when they’re completely naked and doing stupid stuff.
I saw the treasure trove in my math class and I died.
My friend’s treasure trove is the reason he failed algebra.
I took a picture of my crush in the treasure trove. I’m now a legend.
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A stupid group of girls who are all about their boyfriends and don’t care about anything else.
My crush is a treasure trove, and I’m stuck with her forever.
My friend is a treasure trove and still talks about her ex.
I used to be a treasure trove. Then I grew up.
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A giant toilet in a factory that’s stuck with one big poop log, and it’s clogging everything.
That toilet looks like it’s about to explode.
The factory is full of poop because of that treasure trove.
That treasure trove is so bad, it makes the whole building smell.
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The toughest level in a video game that makes you want to throw your controller at the wall.
I beat that level and I cried.
That level is so hard, even my dad couldn’t beat it.
I spent two hours on that level. My controller is broken.
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A bunch of messages between the government and Ukraine that show how corrupt the people in charge are.
Those texts prove the government is full of liars.
That treasure trove is why the war is still going on.
I read the texts and now I hate my government.
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A website that sells cool stuff for cheap, like toys, shirts, and snacks.
I bought a whole bunch of stuff from there and it was all cheap.
That website is the best place to get snacks.
I got a shirt from there for like $2.
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