A Toyota

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A car so big, it thinks it's the king of the road. It makes cars that'll outlast your ex and your mom's nagging. It has Lexus and Scion as its fancy cousins. Once, it made cool cars like the Supra and MR2. Now it's just a cheap, sad, plastic shell with a bunch of flimsy nonsense inside.
My Toyota broke down, but it still had more personality than my ex.
I bought a Toyota because it's the only car my dad could afford without crying.
My car looks like a toaster that got hit by a truck.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The only car that never stops moving. Even when it should be dead.
My Toyota won’t stop. It’s like it’s got a second job.
That Toyota just keeps going. I think it’s haunted.
I tried to stop my Toyota, but it just laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The first thing you see before it rams into you like a meatball sub.
That Toyota is coming at me like a train. I’m dead.
I saw the Toyota in my mirror. Now I’m in pain.
That Toyota didn’t slow down. I’m paying for the dent.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A company that recalled more cars than it sold. It’s like it’s trying to fail on purpose.
Toyota recalled more cars than I have exes. That’s a lot.
It’s like Toyota said, ‘We’ll just recall everything and pretend it’s a promotion.’
Toyota recalled more cars than I have friends.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The car your dad buys because he thinks it’s cool. It clogs up highways and makes you want to scream.
My dad’s Toyota is stuck in traffic. I’m stuck with him.
Toyota is like the zebra mussels of cars. They just take over.
My dad’s Toyota is blocking the road. I’m blocking the road.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A car that won’t stop, even if you push the brakes like you’re trying to kill it.
I hit the brakes like I’m trying to kill it. It still won’t stop.
My Toyota is like a stubborn kid. It won’t stop moving.
I pressed the brakes so hard, I thought I’d break them. It didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Another Japanese car company. It’s the reason ricer kids know about the Supra. If Fast and Furious didn’t exist, they’d be clueless.
Toyota made the Supra. That’s why ricer kids are obsessed with it.
If there was no Fast and Furious, ricer kids would have no idea who Toyota is.
Toyota is the god of ricer kids. They worship the Supra.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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