A toygon

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A person who does their job so well it makes everyone else look like they're doing it in their sleepwear.
My math teacher is a toygon. He solves equations faster than I can finish my lunch.
The guy at the burger place is a toygon. He flips burgers like they're trying to escape.
My cousin is a toygon at video games. He beats me every time, even when I cheat.
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Someone so good at their thing, it’s like they were born with a cheat sheet and a attitude.
That kid in class is a toygon. He answers every question before the teacher even finishes asking it.
My mom is a toygon at cleaning. She makes my room look like a show floor.
The barista at my favorite café is a toygon. She knows my order before I even say hi.
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A person who’s so good at what they do, it makes you want to cry, quit, and take a nap all at once.
My brother is a toygon at soccer. He kicks the ball so fast, it feels like it’s screaming.
The guy who fixes my bike is a toygon. He makes my broken bike look brand new in ten minutes.
My English teacher is a toygon. She reads Shakespeare like it’s just another bedtime story.
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A person who is so good at their job, it’s like they’ve got a magic wand and a death wish for everyone else.
My dad is a toygon at cooking. He makes breakfast so good, I almost forget to breathe.
The DJ at my favorite club is a toygon. He mixes songs so well, it’s like music just got a new best friend.
The librarian is a toygon. She finds every book I need before I even ask.
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A person so good at their job, it’s like they’ve stolen everyone else’s talent and took a nap.
That kid in my class is a toygon. He solves the hardest math problems like it’s a Sunday morning.
My grandma is a toygon at knitting. She makes sweaters so fast, they’re almost done before I blink.
The guy who mows my lawn is a toygon. He cuts the grass so perfectly, it looks like it’s wearing a suit.
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A person so good at their job, it makes you think you’re the one who’s bad at life.
My brother is a toygon at video games. He beats me every time like it’s just another Monday.
The chef at my favorite restaurant is a toygon. He makes the best pizza, and I feel bad for eating it.
My science teacher is a toygon. She explains atoms like they’re just another Tuesday.
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