a topboy

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A topboy is a guy who plays RuneScape like it’s a religion and thinks his bank is the only one that matters. He eats curry like it’s a holy meal and can’t live without BK.
I saw him crying in the bank because he lost 100k coins
He ran out of the house just to buy a BK burger
He skipped church to play RuneScape and got in trouble
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A topboy is a young legend in Huddersfield. He scores goals like it’s his job and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.
He scored 5 goals in one match and still talked trash
He kicked the ball into the crowd and said it was a surprise
He got a red card but still ran after the game
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A topboy shotta is the real deal. He’s the pinger shotta who takes no sh*t and makes everyone else look bad.
He pings the whole school and doesn’t even flinch
He told the teacher to shut up and still got detention
He beat up the guy who said he was better
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