a toot toot

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A loud, obnoxious noise you make to show off, like a cocky ass who thinks they're the king of the hill and nobody else matters.
Toot toot! I just got promoted, and I'm the best at my job!
Toot toot! I ate three pizzas and still look hot.
Toot toot! I didn't even do my homework, and I got an A!
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When someone talks about how great they are in front of everyone, like they're the only one who matters and everyone else is a failure.
Toot toot! I'm the best at everything, and I know it!
Toot toot! I never lose, and I never will!
Toot toot! I got a 100% on the test, and I didn't even study!
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A cute name for your girlfriend, like she's your favorite snack and you can't live without her.
Hey, toot toot! I missed you today.
Toot toot, I just got you a pizza!
Toot toot, I love you more than my dog!
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A cool way to say something, like when you're coming home, going to a party, or just want to be heard.
Toot toot! I'm home, and I'm here to eat all your snacks!
Toot toot! Did you hear about the dumb stuff that happened at the party?
Toot toot! I'm coming to your house, and I brought pizza!
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A dumb way to insult someone, like a brain-dead idiot trying to be funny but just making everyone roll their eyes.
Toot toot! You're the dumbest person I know!
Toot toot! I'm smarter than you, and I know it!
Toot toot! You're so stupid, you can't even count to 10!
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A white powder that makes you feel like a million bucks, but also like you just ran a marathon.
Toot toot! I just snorted some and I'm ready to take over the world!
Toot toot! I'm high and I'm gonna beat you up!
Toot toot! I just did a line and I feel amazing!
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A fun way to say something, like when you're coming home, telling a story, or just trying to be extra.
Toot toot! I'm home and I'm ready to party!
Toot toot! I just heard the dumbest thing ever!
Toot toot! I'm coming to your house and I brought snacks!
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