a tomato flew around my room

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when something is so weird it should be banned from existence

My dog started talking to my plants. A tomato flew around my room.

I woke up to my fridge dancing. A tomato flew around my room.

My mom started singing opera in the shower. A tomato flew around my room.

when life throws you a tomato and you don't know what to do

I got a ticket for parking in the mall. A tomato flew around my room.

My math teacher turned into a robot. A tomato flew around my room.

My dog ate my homework. A tomato flew around my room.

when things go from normal to absolutely nuts

My dad tried to fly a kite in the bathtub. A tomato flew around my room.

My cat started writing poems. A tomato flew around my room.

My phone started yelling at me. A tomato flew around my room.

when your brain short-circuits because of random tomato action

I tried to explain my feelings to my goldfish. A tomato flew around my room.

My brother turned my room into a jungle. A tomato flew around my room.

My math test turned into a zombie apocalypse. A tomato flew around my room.

when your day is a total disaster because of a flying tomato

I spilled cereal on my mom. A tomato flew around my room.

My dog ran away with my shoes. A tomato flew around my room.

My pizza turned into a lava flow. A tomato flew around my room.