a Tom Davies

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When you blow your load on a ham sandwich like it’s your last meal.

I ate a ham sandwich and it tasted like a failed relationship.

He shot his wad on my lunch. I’m still eating the evidence.

The ham sandwich was fine until Tom Davies showed up.

A Tom Davies is a basic version of Jonny Ashworth who failed life skills.

He’s like a B-Tec version of Jonny Ashworth. Basic. Boring. Boring.

If Jonny Ashworth was a sandwich, Tom Davies would be the bread.

Tom Davies is the saddest version of Jonny Ashworth. Like a bad copy.