a toe is a toe

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Not giving a single f*** about who is giving you a blow job or doing weird stuff with their hands while you're trying to sleep.

'I don't care if it's my ex or my mom's best friend's cousin, I'm getting my zzz's.'

'He's got a beard and a mustache, I still took it.'

'I woke up and someone was licking my toe, I didn't even flinch.'

A full-on brawl between two people or a group, like when you're so mad you could punch a wall and it would cry.

'I saw my brother and his friend in the hallway, it looked like a street fight in a candy store.'

'They were screaming so loud, the neighbors called the cops.'

'I was just trying to get my coffee, and now I'm in the middle of a war.'

Getting it on like a human-shaped sandwich, the classic, old-school way of doing it.

'She said, 'I just want to feel you, no drama.' So I laid down and said, 'Make it quick.''

'They were doing it like they had been doing it for 50 years.'

'He was so tired, he just laid there like a loaf of bread.'

Putting your foot in the way so the door won't open, like you're trying to stop the world from happening.

'I'm not leaving until this door stays closed.'

'He put his foot in the door like it was a holy mission.'

'She slammed the door so hard, it looked like it was crying.'

A tiny fight in a tiny spot, like two people trying to punch each other in a closet.

'It was like a tiny war in a shoebox.'

'They were fighting in the hallway so tight, you could barely breathe.'

'They were squished so tight, they looked like they were about to melt.'

Getting completely destroyed, like you were hit by a truck and then laughed at.

'He got Tore Up so bad, he cried like a baby.'

'She got Tore Up and then went to get ice cream.'

'He was Tore Up and still tried to text me.'

When a camel toe is so big, it’s like it’s got its own camel toe, usually on a woman who’s got everything.

'She had a camel toe so big, it had its own camel toe.'

'That woman looked like she could carry a whole army in her camel toe.'

'She was so big, her camel toe had a camel toe.'