Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A word you use when you feel like a complete disaster or when you look like a raccoon hit by a truck.

'I tripped over my own foot and now I look like a mess.'

'I wore that shirt and now I feel like a toe.'

'I tried to do my hair and now I look like a toe in a sock.'

2

A big-time fight between people, like when you're so mad you could punch a wall and still feel like you need more.

'He called me a toe and I called him a chicken.'

'We were fighting so hard, it looked like a toe in a wrestling ring.'

'They were yelling so loud, the neighbors thought it was a toe at a concert.'

3

Not caring if the person giving you head is a man, woman, or something that just walked out of a horror movie.

'I don’t care who it is, I just want the head.'

'He was a man, but I still took it.'

'She was a woman, but I still said yes.'

4

Something you eat when you're so bored you would eat a sock if it talked to you.

'I was so bored I ate a chip like it was a meal.'

'I had nothing to do, so I ate a cracker like it was a concert.'

'I was that bored, I ate a piece of bread like it was a vacation.'

5

The little things on the end of your feet that scream in pain when you hit them with a door.

'I stubbed my toe and it felt like it was on fire.'

'I hit my toe and now I want to cry.'

'I walked into a wall and my toe is still screaming.'

6

A fancy word for a hairy part of a woman's body that looks like a camel took a bite out of a sock.

'She has the best camel toe I've ever seen.'

'He was looking at her like she had a camel toe on a stick.'

'I saw her camel toe and now I want to know her.'