a to z bitch

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a girl who sleeps with every guy she sees, even if they're ugly
She was with a guy who smelled like old pizza and had a beard like a raccoon.
She texted me at 2 a. m. saying she was with three guys at the same time.
She said she'd rather be with a dog than a guy who didn't know how to kiss.
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a woman who will take any guy, no matter how bad they are
She dated a guy who cried when he lost a video game.
She said she'd marry a guy who wore socks with sandals.
She went out with a guy who had a pet chicken.
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a girl who doesn't care who she's with, even if they're a mess
She was with a guy who talked to his toaster.
She said she'd date a guy who wore a cape and cried at cartoons.
She had a guy who smelled like a gym sock.
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a woman who'll be with any guy, even if they're a total disaster
She dated a guy who had a pet lizard and a tattoo of a donut.
She said she'd marry a guy who wore socks on his hands.
She was with a guy who cried when he got a B on a test.
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a girl who'll date anyone, even if they're a total loser
She dated a guy who had a pet hamster and wore socks with sandals.
She went out with a guy who cried when he spilled his coffee.
She said she'd be with a guy who had a tattoo of a chicken.
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a woman who will sleep with any guy, even if they're a total mess
She had a guy who cried when he got a bad grade.
She dated a guy who wore a cape and had a pet chicken.
She went out with a guy who smelled like a gym sock.
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