A to V

Switched from butt sex to pussy time. My brain exploded.

He went from getting fingered to getting stuffed. I had to leave the room.

From anal to vaginal? That’s like going from a snack to a full meal.

He did the Kirby dance like a madman. I was confused.

Dancing with a sock on my foot? That’s the Kirby dance.

I did the Kirby dance. My sock was so proud.

He had strength. Perseverance. And a squad. That’s power.

She showed up. She didn’t quit. She had the squad. That’s real grit.

That’s strength. Perseverance. And your crew. That’s real.

He came to talk peace. I was ready for a fight.

She said she wanted peace, not war. I believed her.

That guy came to make peace. I was like, 'Finally.'

Victory Royale? Then you get to go to her hot quim. That’s a win.

After the win, I got to go to her hot quim. That’s a reward.

Victory Royale? That means I get to go to her hot quim. I’m happy.

That's Dr. Zoidberg!!! I almost fainted.

That's Dr. Zoidberg!!! I ran out of the room.

That's Dr. Zoidberg!!! My brain died.

Looking for a new emoticon? Why not Zoidberg? That’s a question.

Why not Zoidberg? I picked that one.

Looking for a new emoticon? Why not Zoidberg? That’s genius.