a Titanic

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A big ship that went down because it was too full of rich jerks who didn’t let poor folks on the lifeboats.
My grandpa was on the Titanic and got stuck in the freezing water because he didn’t know how to swim.
The Titanic was like a rich kid who thought he was invincible until he crashed into an iceberg.
My mom says the Titanic is the reason she hates ice cubes.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A giant naked monster that eats people just for fun and then takes a nap on your face.
That Titan came out of the ocean and ate my uncle’s whole family.
I saw a Titan in the park and it stared at me like it wanted to eat my soul.
My dog ran away from a Titan and now he’s scared of the ocean.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Big creatures that murder your friends and your mom because they’re just bad at life.
My mom’s friend got eaten by a Titan and now my mom is mad at the whole world.
The Titans ate my best friend’s dog and now I hate Titans.
My brother’s Titan got mad and ate his entire math class.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A super strong metal used for skis that’s hard as a rock but bends like a fool when you push on it.
Titanic metal is the best ski material ever because it’s like a stubborn kid who finally gives in.
My ski broke because it wasn’t made of Titanic metal.
Titanic metal is like my dad, he’s tough, but he’ll cry if you give him a hug.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The best movie ever because it’s got Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. Also, it’s a boat that sank and a big word that means really big.
I watched Titanic 10 times and still think it’s the best movie ever.
Titanic is the reason my dad cries in the theater.
My teacher said Titanic means big, and now I use it in every sentence.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re having sex in your car and you slap your hand on the foggy window like a crazy person.
My brother did the Titanic in his car and got pulled over by the cops.
I did the Titanic on my first date and it was both amazing and embarrassing.
My cousin did the Titanic in a minivan and his mom was mad.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A ship that crashed into an iceberg and sank because it was too full of rich people who didn’t let poor people on the lifeboats. A movie about it was made by James Cameron and it stars Leonardo DiCaprio.
My uncle was on the Titanic and didn’t get a lifeboat because he was too busy talking to his rich friends.
James Cameron made the Titanic movie and it’s the reason my dad cries in the theater.
The Titanic was so full of rich jerks that it sank and now I hate icebergs.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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