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The loner who sits with you at lunch and talks about how bad he is at sports like a sad little loser who thinks he's cool for being sick.
"I missed soccer practice because I had a migraine and I ate too much pizza."
"I can't play football because my legs are weak and I don't know how to catch a ball."
"I'm not even trying to be good at baseball, I just want to be famous for being sick."