Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A tif is when you’re so annoyed you want to punch a wall and also cry because life is mean.

"This is fucked," I said, throwing my phone at the wall.

I got a tif when my mom told me I had to eat brussels sprouts for dinner.

My dog bit my toe and I got a tif that lasted for three hours.

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A tif is like a fancy tax trick, but also a file type that makes your computer cry.

"Tax increment financing? What the hell is that?" I asked my teacher.

My computer crashed trying to open a . tif file.

My brother used tax increment financing to buy a Lamborghini and I got a tif.

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A tif is when you’re so mad you want to scream and also wish you had a time machine to go back and slap yourself.

I got a tif when my ex sent me 100 messages in one night.

My teacher gave me a tif when I forgot my homework again.

I got a tif when my dog ate my favorite sock.

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A tif is when someone sends you so many messages you feel like you’ve been trapped in a text prison.

My friend Tiff sent me 100 messages in one day and I got a tif.

I got a tif when my crush texted me 50 times in one hour.

My mom texted me 200 times and I got a tif that lasted for a week.

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A tif is when you’re so happy you’re doing something with your boobs it feels like heaven.

I got a tif when I saw my favorite celebrity doing titty fucking on Instagram.

My friend said titty fucking was the best thing ever and I got a tif.

I got a tif when my dog tried to lick my boob and it was the best day ever.

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A tif is when someone is a giant pain in the ass and lies to your face like they’re in a competition.

My friend Tiff is a tif because she lied to my face and still talked trash about me.

I got a tif when my best friend joined another group and said I was annoying.

My mom is a tif because she lied about my report card and then said I was a failure.

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A tif is like a photo file that’s so clear it makes your eyes hurt and your brain confused.

I opened a . tif file and my eyes hurt because it was so clear.

My teacher said . tif files are better than . png and I got a tif.

I tried to print a . tif file and my printer cried because it was too clear.