a thirsty redneck

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A guy who thinks his cousin is the only decent human being on the planet and will fight anyone who says otherwise

My cousin is the only good person in this whole godforsaken town

I would punch my neighbor for saying my cousin is a failure

If I see my cousin's face, I forget all my problems

A man who drinks whiskey like it's water and still talks about his cousin like he's a saint

I drank six whiskeys and still said my cousin is better than you

My cousin is the only one who didn't leave me in the dust

Even when I'm drunk, I still say my cousin is the best

A redneck who would throw his own dog out the window if it said something bad about his cousin

I threw my dog out the window because it said my cousin was a bad person

My dog is dead and I don't care because my cousin is still alive

If my cousin is alive, I'm alive