Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A third leg is a man’s big, sagging, meaty thing that hangs between his legs like a sore thumb.

My uncle’s third leg is so big it makes my grandma’s knitting look tiny.

He walked into the restaurant and the whole place went quiet. It was like the third leg had arrived.

His third leg is so big it could be a doorstop.

2

A third leg is a huge penis that looks like it wants to take over the world.

His third leg is so big it could start a war.

He showed it off at the beach and the lifeguard gave him a warning.

It’s like a giant sausage hanging between his legs.

3

A third leg is a man’s penis so big it could be the reason he can’t run.

His third leg is so long, he needs a ladder to touch it.

He tried to run away and his third leg dragged him down like a prisoner.

He walks like he’s carrying a bag of bricks between his legs.

4

A third leg is a useless thing that hangs there and thinks it’s important.

It’s like a lazy kid who never does homework.

He tries to be fancy with it, but it just flops around like a fish out of water.

It thinks it’s a king, but it’s just a meaty thing that hangs there.

5

A third leg is what you see when you look down between your legs and feel proud.

He looked down and said, ‘That’s my third leg, and it’s looking good.’

He showed it off to his friends and they all said, ‘That’s a third leg, man.’

He walks around like he’s got a trophy between his legs.

6

A third leg is a penis, but with more attitude.

It’s got more attitude than my dog.

It waves at people like it owns the place.

It’s like a celebrity with a sixth sense for attention.

7

A third leg is a penis, but it’s got a middle name.

It’s like the guy who has four names but still can’t get a date.

It was born in the middle, like it had a coming-of-age party.

It’s got a middle name, but it’s still just a meaty thing.