a thing in the bag

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It's the most amazing thing ever! You sit by the stick, drink like a champ (two reds, a blue, and an orange, thank you very much), and chill with the cool guys. But watch out, it might run off to the mountains and never come back.
I'm telling you, that thing in the bag is legendary. I've seen it escape before.
If you don't respect the thing in the bag, it'll leave you in the dust.
That bag has more power than your mom's coffee addiction.
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A fake magical thing that Strong Bad pulls out of a paper bag to impress everyone. Homestar Runner hopes to see it one day and does chores for Strong Bad just to get closer to it.
Strong Bad's thing in the bag is fake, but I believe in it more than I believe in my math teacher.
Homestar Runner would do anything to see that thing in the bag, it’s like the holy grail of bag stuff.
That thing in the bag is Strong Bad’s secret weapon.
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You use this when you want a total idiot to buy you drinks because you're too lazy to do it yourself. It’s also what you aim for if you wanna be a totally cool guy.
I used the thing in the bag to get my friend to buy me a slushy. He's still mad.
That thing in the bag is the reason I’m a cool guy.
You don't get cool until you master the thing in the bag.
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