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When a relationship goes south because someone was too lazy to talk face to face and instead sent a bunch of dumb texts.
You: Are we still on for dinner? Him: No. You: Why? Him: Because I texted you 10 times and you didn't reply.
a text-up
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A sneaky text someone sends you when something is going on, usually to keep you in the loop without getting too loud.
You're at work and he texts: 'She just walked in.' You: 'What?' Him: 'She just walked in.'
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When someone texts so fast their thumbs are like hurricane-force winds, and they answer before you even finish typing.
You: 'Hey' Him: 'Hey' You: 'What's up?' Him: 'What's up?' You: 'Why are you texting me so fast?' Him: 'I don't know, I'm just a text machine.'
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A text filled with random letters, numbers, and symbols that looks like a mess and means you're either confused or mad.
You: 'What does this mean?' Him: 'I don’t know, I just felt like typing $%$#.' You: 'That’s not even a word.' Him: 'It is now.'
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A text you get in the middle of the night from someone who's been ignoring you all day, just to say they want to have sex and then ignore you again.
You: 'What's up?' Him: 'I want to have sex right now.' You: 'Okay, but you're still ignoring me.' Him: 'I just wanted to have sex.'
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When your man gets a new haircut and beard and starts feeling like a king, but then he goes full ninja turtle and needs a text-up to keep him from going crazy.
You: 'What's up?' Him: 'You-up?' You: 'I just texted you.' Him: 'I didn't hear it.' You: 'You were already awake.' Him: 'I wasn't.'
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A text you get after an argument, usually from someone who feels bad and wants to make things better.
You: 'Why did you do that?' Him: 'I'm sorry. I didn’t mean to be a jerk.' You: 'Okay, but don’t text me during the middle of the day.'