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when the ring from the drink lands in your cereal like it’s trying to curse you. You get one wish, but it’s probably gonna be something stupid like getting a free pizza.

I poured my cereal and the ring fell in. I wished for a new phone. Got a used toaster instead.

My mom poured her coffee and the ring landed in her oatmeal. She wished for a million dollars. Got a coupon for a free taco.

I dropped the ring in my cereal and wished I could breathe underwater. Now I just snore like a fish.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

the moment the drink’s ring falls in your bowl and you’re like ‘what the hell is happening’ and you get one wish that’s probably gonna backfire.

My cereal got the ring. I wished I had superpowers. Now I can’t stop talking like a robot.

The ring landed in my cereal and I wished I was a dragon. Now I just breathe fire at my little brother.

I poured my drink and the ring fell in. I wished I was rich. Now I just have a lot of debt.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

when the ring from the drink crashes into your bowl and you’re given one wish, but it’s just gonna be something dumb like not having to do your homework.

The ring hit my cereal and I wished I didn’t have to do math. Now I just have to do more math.

I got the ring in my bowl and wished I could fly. Now I just fling my cereal everywhere.

The ring landed in my cereal and I wished I could eat pizza for breakfast. Now I just have a stomachache.

by Slangipedia 5d ago