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When you ‘accidentally’ like a porn post because you’re too lazy to think.
I liked that porn post by accident, I swear!
Why did I like that porn post? I don’t even know.
Accidentally liking that porn post was the least of my problems.
a ted cruz
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A Ted Cruz is when you skip the problem and go to Cancun with your stupid friends.
I ran to Cancun instead of fixing the problem, classic Ted Cruz.
Why solve it when I can go to Cancun?
Cancun over problems, every time.
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When you kiss someone’s butt so hard you eat their poop and it’s still not enough.
I ate his poop and it still wasn’t enough.
I kissed his butt so hard I got a poop sandwich.
I sucked his poop like it was my job.
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Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer who’s trying to beat Trump with his dumb AI.
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, case closed.
He’s using AI to beat Trump, it’s so dumb.
He’s the Zodiac Killer, and he’s still dumb.
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The thing you yell when you want everyone to leave your stupid party.
I yelled ‘Ted Cruz’ and everyone left.
‘Ted Cruz’ is the thing I say when I’m done with the party.
‘Ted Cruz’ is my party exit strategy.
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The Zodiac Killer, no doubt about it.
He’s the Zodiac Killer, no question.
Ted Cruz = Zodiac Killer, end of story.
He’s been killing people for years, it’s Ted Cruz.
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Also known as Lyin’ Ted, Canadian Ted, and the guy who eats poop.
He’s Lyin’ Ted, Canadian Ted, and the poop-eater.
He’s also known as the poop-eater and the butt-licker.
He’s Canadian Ted, Lyin’ Ted, and the poop guy.