Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid thing you do or say that makes you want to slap yourself. Like when you trip over your own feet and then yell 'I’m not clumsy!'

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and then said 'I look professional.'

I asked my teacher 'What’s 2+2?' and then cried.

I walked into a wall and said 'This is the best day ever.'

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2

A rich wife who doesn’t work and thinks she’s the most important person in the room. She probably eats caviar for breakfast and still complains about her life.

She said 'I don’t need a job, I’m already perfect.'

She got mad because her husband didn’t remember her birthday.

She took two hours to choose a dress for a party.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

3

A cute girl who’s short, looks like a snack, and sometimes tastes like one. She’s also a little bit of a greasy meatball.

She looked like she could be a snack and then said 'I’m not a snack.'

She was so cute I wanted to eat her for breakfast.

She looked like a tater tot and then cried because she wasn’t a hot dog.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

4

A rich wife who looks good, raises perfect kids, and probably gets her husband to do everything. She also probably thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread.

She said 'I don’t need a job, I’m already perfect.'

She got mad because her husband didn’t remember her birthday.

She took two hours to choose a dress for a party.

by Slangipedia 5d ago