a tard and a half

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a brain-dead mess who can't even think straight and makes your head hurt just by being around

My cousin is a tard and a half. He tried to fix my phone and now it's broken and he's still confused.

My boss is a tard and a half. He asked me to bring him coffee and then forgot he wanted it.

My neighbor is a tard and a half. He yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong paper and then threw it at a dog.

a total disaster of a person who can't do anything right and makes you want to scream

My mom is a tard and a half. She tried to bake a cake and it came out like a brick.

My friend is a tard and a half. He showed up to the party wearing pajamas and brought a sandwich for dinner.

My teacher is a tard and a half. She wrote the wrong answer on the board and didn't notice until class was over.

a human garbage can who doesn't know what they're doing and makes your life harder just by existing

My brother is a tard and a half. He tried to mow the lawn and ended up cutting the fence.

My coworker is a tard and a half. She spilled coffee on my laptop and then blamed the cat.

My dog is a tard and a half. He chewed up my homework and then sat on it like it was a throne.

a total mess who can't think and makes you want to rip your hair out

My dad is a tard and a half. He tried to fix the TV and now it's stuck on a commercial.

My crush is a tard and a half. He asked me to the prom and then forgot about it.

My friend's mom is a tard and a half. She tried to cook dinner and it looked like a science experiment.

a complete idiot who can't do anything and makes your day worse just by being around

My uncle is a tard and a half. He tried to paint the house and ended up painting his own face.

My teacher's pet is a tard and a half. He got all the questions right and then wrote the answer in crayon.

My little brother is a tard and a half. He tried to build a fort and it collapsed on top of him.