a tank

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A huge, round butt that looks like it could crush a man. It's so big it's almost embarrassing, but still somehow hot.

My cousin's butt is a tank. I swear it's bigger than my uncle's truck.

That girl's ass is a tank. I think it's gonna break the chair.

This guy has a tank. He sits down and the floor creaks.

What you yell when someone messes up your game. Like you're mad and you're screaming it over and over.

I just got killed by a noob. I screamed 'a tank' so loud the neighbors called the cops.

He stole my car and I yelled 'a tank' for ten minutes straight.

I got robbed in GTA Online and I screamed 'a tank' so much my mic broke.

When you say 'no thanks' to a fat girl. You're rejecting sex and you're probably a little sad about it.

I saw a fat girl and I said 'no thanks', classic 'a tank' move.

He turned down a fat girl and said 'no thanks', he's got no life.

She offered me sex and I said 'no thanks', I'm a tank.

A song that flops so bad it barely makes it on the charts. It’s so bad even stans can’t save it.

That song was a tank. It barely made the charts and it still sucked.

He released a song and it was a tank. Even his stans didn't like it.

That new song is a tank. I think it made the charts by accident.

When you support someone so much you're like their personal hype man. You're loud and you never shut up about them.

I tanked my brother's campaign. I shouted his name in every single store.

She tanked her friend's job interview. She yelled his name at the boss.

He tanked his mom's bakery. He told everyone his mom's cookies are the best.

When you're drunk, or you fail something really bad, or you throw something so far it goes into the stratosphere.

He tanked the test. He got a zero and cried like a baby.

She tanked her shot. It went over the roof and hit a bird.

He tanked his lunch. He threw it so far it landed in the next town.