Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Sydney is when you ghost school and your brain because you’re too dumb to care.

Sydney: 'I’m not coming to school today. Also, I’m not coming to life today.'

Sydney’s mom: 'She didn’t even text me.'

Sydney’s teacher: 'She’s not here. She’s probably dead.'

2

A Sydney is a girl who’s cute, smart, and kind, but she thinks she’s a walking disaster.

Sydney: 'I’m not beautiful. I’m just... average.'

Sydney’s crush: 'She’s the best.'

Sydney’s friend: 'She’s the reason I still believe in love.'

3

A Sydney is your best friend, your emotional support, and your ex who still sends you weird texts.

Sydney: 'You’re my favorite person. Also, I miss you.'

Sydney’s ex: 'I just wanted to say hi.'

Sydney’s friend: 'She’s the reason I still have my sanity.'

4

A Sydney is someone who actually likes you, even when they’re too busy being perfect to notice.

Sydney: 'You’re cool. Also, you’re kind of hot.'

Sydney’s crush: 'She’s my favorite person.'

Sydney’s friend: 'She’s the kind of person who makes you feel special.'

5

A Sydney is a girl who’s hot, smart, and doesn’t need a man to validate her.

Sydney: 'I’m not hot. I just... am.'

Sydney’s crush: 'She’s the best.'

Sydney’s ex: 'She was the best.'

6

A Sydney is a girl who’s cute, loud, and won’t shut up about how she’s right.

Sydney: 'I’m right. Also, I’m cute.'

Sydney’s friend: 'She’s the reason I still have my voice.'

Sydney’s crush: 'She’s the best.'

7

A Sydney is a girl who’s hot, funny, and doesn’t know how amazing she is.

Sydney: 'I’m not hot. I’m just... me.'

Sydney’s crush: 'She’s the best.'

Sydney’s friend: 'She’s the reason I still believe in love.'