a Swissie

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Sticking a ping pong bat up a guy's butt and making him whack his nuts with it. Only Swissies do this. It's a national sport.

I saw a Swissie in the park doing it to a guy in a suit. The guy cried like a baby.

My cousin went to Switzerland and came back with a broken nose from a Swissie.

My teacher said if we didn't behave, she'd turn into a Swissie and whack our nuts.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A Swiss guy in NYC who hits on every woman he sees. He's got a girlfriend in Switzerland but still tries to cheat on her with every hot woman in Manhattan.

My neighbor's Swissie boyfriend asked her out while she was on the subway. She said no, but he still followed her home.

My sister dated a Swissie who had 12 girlfriends back in Switzerland. He called her every night and still cheated.

My friend's Swissie coworker asked her to dinner, then took her to a fancy restaurant and proposed.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Super cool. Or like, super chill. Like when you're not mad, you're just Swissie.

My friend was Swissie after I gave him a lollipop.

I was Swissie when my dog ate my homework.

I felt Swissie after I won the lottery.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The money that only awesome people and Sweedish people have. It's worth way more than normal money. You can only use it in Towson or if the USSSD says so.

I tried to spend Swissies at the mall, but the clerk said they only work in Towson.

My friend got 10 Swissies for his birthday and spent them all on pizza.

I tried to use Swissies in the airport, and the guy said I needed a special visa.

by Slangipedia 7d ago