a swing in the park

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To die by hanging yourself in a park like a sad, broken dummy.

I tried to do a swing in the park, but I just fell off and cried.

My dog did a swing in the park and now he’s a ghost.

My mom did a swing in the park because my dad left her for a tree.

When you give up on life and hang yourself on a park swing like a total failure.

I did a swing in the park because my math test was 100% bad.

My sister did a swing in the park after her cat ran away.

I did a swing in the park because my pants were on fire.

To hang yourself on a park swing because you’re too lazy to do anything else.

I did a swing in the park because I didn’t want to walk home.

My brother did a swing in the park after I stole his snack.

I did a swing in the park because my phone died and I cried.