a swift one

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A drink you chug like a maniac because the clock’s ticking and you’re too lazy to wait.

I downed my beer like it was the last drop of water on Earth.

He drank his pint so fast, the barista thought he was trying to drown the drink.

I had to do a swift one before my dad came home and yelled at me.

A quick drink you slam down because you’re in a rush, but still want to look cool and maybe flirt a little.

I had a swift one before my date arrived and I looked like a total mess.

She did a swift one at the start of the night and immediately started flirting with the bartender.

He had a swift one and then tripped over his own feet.

When you go solo and use your hand to get off like you’re trying to beat the world record.

I did a swift one in the bathroom because my mom was screaming at me from the living room.

He did a swift one while trying to text his crush and spilled his drink.

She did a swift one in the car and nearly crashed into a lamppost.

What the almighty lord says when he’s annoyed and wants you to do something right now or else.

The almighty lord said, 'Do a swift one or I’ll turn your hair into a bald eagle.'

He yelled, 'A swift one now, or I’ll make you eat your homework.'

The almighty lord said, 'Swift one or I’m sending you to the principal’s office.'