Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A slow moving camel passing through a chasm of afternoon delights is the worst thing ever. It’s like watching your mom eat a soggy taco at 3 PM.

I saw that camel and I died inside.

My cousin said it was like watching a cat fight a muffin.

That camel is the reason I failed math.

2

Dying is when you’re like, 'I can’t take this anymore,' and you wish you were dead. Usually when your boss is being a huge pain in the ass.

My dog died because my boss was being a jerk.

I said I wanted to die when my mom yelled at me.

My brother said dying was like getting a bad grade.

3

Droppin' yall's skeet is when you finally let it all go. Like when you're in the middle of a fight and you just lose it.

I dropped my skeet when my sister stole my pizza.

My dad dropped his skeet when he saw my report card.

I dropped mine when my dog ate my homework.

4

When the round pops off and you're free is when you're like, 'finally!' and you feel like you're walking on air.

I felt free when I passed my math test.

My brother felt free when he beat up my cousin.

I felt free when my mom gave me extra candy.

5

When you have gas but can’t let it out because you’re with someone you like is the worst. You just want to scream.

I had gas and couldn’t let it out in front of my crush.

My mom had gas during a church service.

I had gas at the dinner table and it was a disaster.

6

When you finally get to leave this world and go to a better place is like winning the lottery. You’re done with all the bad stuff.

I wish I could leave this world right now.

My dog went to a better place when he died.

I’d leave this world if my mom stopped yelling.

7

What I really need now is like, 'I just want this to be over.' You’re so tired of everything.

I need this to be over right now.

My brother said he needed this to be over.

I needed it when my mom yelled at me for an hour.