A Sweeper

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A move used by a hot girl's friend to grab her and drag her away like a greedy kid at a candy store. Usually done with a stupid hug or a grabby hand because they're too jealous to just ask for a date.
@jessie23: My bf tried to sweep me away in front of my crush. He looked like a fool.
My cousin swept his crush away right in front of me. I was so mad, I bit him.
At the party, the guy swept my sister away before I could say hi. I wanted to punch him.
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A vacuum cleaner in Western Pennsylvania. It’s like the floor’s best friend and the dirt’s worst enemy. It sucks everything up like it’s got a grudge.
My mom’s vacuum is the best sweeper in the neighborhood. It eats dust for breakfast.
The guy next door called his vacuum a sweeper. He’s weird.
My vacuum is a sweeper and it’s got more personality than my brother.
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A guy who lives on the block and takes out people for money. He’s like the neighborhood’s secret weapon. He knows all the dirty tricks and loves getting paid to kill.
That guy across the street is a sweeper. He took out my uncle for $100.
My neighbor’s a sweeper. He’s taken out at least 5 guys this year.
The sweeper in the bar told me he’s got a list of people he wants to kill.
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A killer who works for cash or for a gang. He’s not the same as a street sweeper, who’s just a guy with a shotgun and a bad sense of fashion.
That hitman is a sweeper. He took out my brother for a pizza.
My uncle works for a gang as a sweeper. He’s got a cool suit and a gun.
The guy who killed my friend is a sweeper. He’s got a bad attitude and a good aim.
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A surfer who uses a huge board so big it looks like they're sweeping the ocean. They paddle like they're doing housework and then ride the waves like they own the sea.
That guy on the beach is a sweeper. He’s got a board so big, it looks like a trampoline.
My cousin is a sweeper. He paddles like he’s mopping the ocean.
The surfer looked like he was sweeping the water. It was ridiculous.
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The keeper’s sidekick in soccer. He’s like the keeper’s personal bodyguard. He slides into people like it’s his job and he loves it.
That sweeper in the soccer game slides into every player. He’s a monster.
My brother plays as a sweeper. He’s got the slide tackle down to a science.
That sweeper is the keeper’s best friend. He slides into every opponent like they owe him money.
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A person who's a total brain-dead idiot. They don't know what's going on and they act like they're the smartest person in the room.
My cousin is a total numty-tard. He thinks he’s the best at everything.
That guy in class is a numty-tard. He didn’t even know what the question was about.
The numty-tard next to me spilled his drink on me. I wanted to kill him.
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