a suzy

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A suzy is a stupid person who acts like a brain-dead donkey. When someone does something super dumb, you call them a suzy and laugh at their face.
My dog ate my homework and I got a D. My friend said, 'That’s a suzy move.'
She tripped into a puddle and fell on her face. I yelled, 'That’s a suzy!'
He tried to fix the internet with a spoon. I said, 'Bro, that’s a suzy.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A suzy is a hot mess who looks like a supermodel but acts like a confused potato. She’s tall, nice, and she makes you feel like you’re on a magic carpet ride.
She walked in and the whole room went quiet. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She laughed so hard she cried. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She made me feel like I was on top of the world. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A suzy is a dream girl. She’s hilarious, smart, and looks like a unicorn. If she likes you, you better hold on because she doesn’t waste her time on junk.
He asked her out and she said yes. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She laughed at my joke and I got a big smile. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She picked me out of the crowd and I felt special. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A suzy is a sweet, cute, and beautiful person. But watch out, they can also be dangerous. Like a tiny tiger with a big smile.
She gave me candy and I got happy. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She smiled and I felt like I was on fire. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She looked cute, but she can be scary. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A suzy is the best person ever. She’s smart, funny, and she makes your day better. Her smile can light up the darkest room.
She drew me a picture and I got happy. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She made me laugh so hard I cried. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She made my day better and I got a smile. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A suzy is a beautiful girl with eyes that pop and skin that shines like a diamond. She’s the kind of person that makes you wish you were her.
She looked like a movie star and I got jealous. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
Her eyes were like fire and I got distracted. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
Her skin was so shiny I got blinded. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A suzy is a girl with a heart of gold and a personality that could melt ice cream. She’s the kind of person who makes your heart go boom.
She helped me with my math and I got happy. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She was kind and I felt loved. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
She made my heart go boom and I got a big smile. I said, 'That’s a suzy.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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