a supportive family

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A lie you tell yourself when your relatives are robbing you blind

My mom says she's helping me out. I know she's just stealing my money.

My brother says he needs cash for a car. He just wants to buy a new Xbox.

My cousin called me a 'hero' for giving her $200. I'm the idiot.

A fancy name for when your relatives act like they're helping you, but they're really just taking your money

My sister said she'd lend me money. She just took mine and never gave it back.

My uncle said he'd help me pay rent. Now I'm paying both of us.

My niece says she's working now. She just spends all her money on TikTok dances.

When your family acts like they're your friends, but they're really just using you for cash

My cousin calls me every day. He just wants more money.

My mom said she'd help me with bills. Now I'm paying both of us.

My brother says he's broke. He just bought a new phone.

A term for when your relatives pretend to be nice, but they're really just begging for money

My aunt says she's just helping me out. She's really just stealing my cash.

My uncle said he's just taking money for a few weeks. He's been doing it for years.

My niece called me a 'saint' for giving her money. I'm the fool.

A fake idea that your family is helping you, but they're really just taking your money

My sister said she was helping me out. She just stole my cash.

My dad said he was giving me money. He just took it from me.

My brother said he needed help. He just wanted more cash.

A lie your family tells you so they can take your money without guilt

My cousin says she's working. She's just spending money on beauty products.

My aunt said she needed help. She just took my cash.

My uncle said he was broke. He just bought a new car.