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A suck is like a sissy who licks your ass just to get a raise.
My boss said, 'You're a total suck!'
My coworker sucked up to the boss and got promoted.
I'm a suck, I know it.
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When someone says, 'It sucks to suck,' they're usually mad, tired, or just being a butt.
'It sucks to suck,' he said after I spilled coffee on his shirt.
She said, 'It sucks to suck,' after her dog ate her homework.
He texted, 'It sucks to suck.'
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A suck is when a girl goes down on a guy and gets a hard-on like it's the end of the world.
He said, 'You're a total suck!' after I gave him a blow job.
She sucked him like it was the final exam.
He said, 'You're a suck!' and I passed out.
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When you mess up so bad, it's like you failed life.
I dropped my phone in the toilet. That was a total suck.
I flunked math. That was a suck.
My dog ate my essay. That was a suck.
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It's like when someone says, 'It sucks to suck,' but it's either fake sympathy or fake hate.
She said, 'It sucks to suck,' and I knew she was lying.
He said, 'It sucks to suck,' but he was just trying to get me mad.
She said, 'It sucks to suck,' and I believed her.
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When you say, 'It sucks to suck,' and you mean it or you're just being a pain.
'It sucks to suck,' I said after my dog ate my shoe.
She said, 'It sucks to suck,' and I knew she was just being a pain.
He texted me, 'It sucks to suck.' and I was annoyed.
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When a guy says, 'Suck my dick,' and you're just trying to be cool.
He said, 'Suck my dick!' and I said, 'No way.'
My friend said, 'Suck my dick!' and I did it.
He said, 'Suck my dick!' and I just wanted to be cool.
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