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The only fast food place where the cups look like they were dropped by a toddler and the cookies are so good they make you forget about your bad decisions.
I got a sub and the cup was like a war zone. The cookies? Holy hell, I ate three.
The lid was like a slap to my face, but the cookies were worth it.
Subway is the only place where the cookies are better than my ex.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A place that promises you’ll be fit in six weeks but serves bread that could make a donkey cry.
I said I’d eat one sub. Now I’ve eaten six and I’m crying in a donut shop.
They said I’d be fit. I’m now the guy who eats subs for breakfast.
Subway said I’d be lean. I’m now the guy who’s got a waist like a donkey.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you ride the train in NYC and it’s the only thing that stops you from getting run over by a bus and a drunk tourist at the same time.
I took the subway and survived a drunk tourist. I’m still alive, I think.
Subway saved my life today. I’m giving it five stars.
I took the subway instead of walking. My feet thank me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The only place where ducks get free meals and you get a sandwich that makes you forget your problems.
Subway is the only place where ducks are rich and I’m just sad.
They give ducks free food. I get a sub and it’s still sad.
Subway is the only place where the ducks are eating and I’m eating and I’m still sad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy with a foot-long sandwich stuck in his pants, trying to look cool but failing miserably.
He had a foot-long sub in his pants and it looked like a disaster.
That guy looked like he was trying to hide a sandwich and failed.
The foot-long sub was like a crime scene in his pants.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A band that makes music in their house and it’s so good it makes you forget your problems and your ex.
That band makes music in their house and it’s like magic.
I listened to them and forgot my ex and my problems.
They make music in their house and it’s better than my life.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A train that runs under the city and a place that serves food so good it makes you forget you’re fat and your life is a disaster.
That subway train is like a miracle for people who hate walking.
I got a sub and forgot I was fat and my life was bad.
Subway is like a train and a sandwich and I love both.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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