a stupid puppy

My dog thinks the mailman is his best friend. He barks at him every day. Still doesn't know his name.

This puppy looks at me like I'm the one who lost the game. I won.

I tried to train it. It just stared at me like I was speaking another language.

It chased a balloon like it was a monster. Then it sat down and cried.

I showed it a treat. It looked at me like I was trying to trick it.

It tried to bite my laptop. It’s not a smart move.

It barks at the vacuum cleaner like it's the end of times.

It sat on my phone. I had to call my mom to fix it.

It tried to eat my homework. I told it it was a bad idea.