a stupid bird

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 6d ago · 3 definitions

1
A bird so dumb it thinks it's a genius.
I saw it try to fly into a wall. Twice. Like it had a death wish.
It pecked at my sandwich like it was a personal attack.
It stared at me for five minutes and then fell over.
2
A bird that thinks it's the king of the forest, but it's just a mess.
It tried to declare war on a squirrel. The squirrel laughed in its face.
It tried to sing a song, but it just made noise.
It sat on my shoulder like it owned me.
3
A bird that's so stupid, it doesn't even know it's stupid.
It walked into a tree like it was a challenge.
It tried to talk to me, but it just made weird sounds.
It thought my hair was a snack.
xs